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HOW TO BE A LOSER

Every day you can hear about how to be successful in life. Over the last few months, I have probably shared with you hundred ideas on how to make your dream a reality. But what about if you don’t want to be successful? What if you just enjoy to be or become a loser? Today I have few “tips” for you on how you can become one yourself. 

 

DO MINIMUM AT WORK

Come last, leave first, that’s the way forward! Easy, take your time in the morning and remember to leave work at the dot.  Don’t even try to stay a minute behind your home time. Don’t forget to waste the time by talking to your colleagues about non-work related stuff and of course, spend your time on Facebook and other personal social media sites.  Stay hydrated by making coffee or tea ten times at least. Do everything long way round with the thought in mind that work is last. Obviously.

 

DON’T HAVE A FUTURE GOALS

If you don’t know what would you like to achieve in life, If you don’t have a clear directions, don’t bother to have people around you who will give you any guidelines. You don’t need to care about any future plans.

 

“JUST ABOVE THE WATER”

Remember to never improve! Just do minimum at work, so your boss cannot fired you. Same in your personal life, wait for someone else to wash the dishes! As long as you have a clean cup…

 

COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR COMPANY, BOSSES, AND COWORKERS

Everyone should know that you are not successful because of the politics in the company you work for. It is not your fault that your boss doesn’t like you and you cannot be promoted. On the top of that, your coworkers do everything against you! Well, at least in your eyes.

 

DON’T MANAGE YOUR TIME WELL

Remember, planning your day can destroy your loser image. You need to take a day how it is, if something comes up, just be spontaneous and go for it! Don’t plan anything in advance. You shouldn’t care about organising your own time, just wait for the universe and other people to do something.

 

BE CRITICAL

Don’t build relationships with other people. Always criticise others and their image or behaviour, gossip about everyone. Generally live someone else life and be very opinionated on any occasion, even online. Make sure that nobody likes you.

 

Those are just a few “tips” on how to be a loser. Sound familiar to you? Or maybe you do some of the above without even realizing?If your answer is YES, then it’s time to make a decision.

Would you like to know more? Follow me on social media. Next time I will share with you few tips on how to become 100% successful, or at least 90% 😉

Make a decision now.

Written by: Nicole Termin

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